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The condom announced today and it is changing it's emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while it's actually screwing you.
A father and his 10 year old son walk into a drug store and they happen upon a big display of condoms. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, "Well, you see that 3 pack? That's for when you're in high school.
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You have 2 for Friday and one for Saturday. You have 2 for Friday night,2 for Saturday night and 2 for Sunday morning. Three ladies are having tea and talking about life. I found a condom in his jacket pocket. The third lady fainted.
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large about. He replies, 'Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?