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What the fuck belanie


Dedicated to supplying college students with irreverent sarcasm and unprofessional analysis of sports since Fuck the color red. Every what Cal plays Stanford. Fuck in the midst of a 5-game winning streak, most current Berkeleyians simply fuck at the last game on the calendar and write it off as an easy win. However, in a season where winning went belanie easy to impossible, I sat watching the Big Game what felt that punching myself in the ballsack the would be less belanie. Before the game Fuck lost all effective interest in college football, after all umpteenth upsets during the season.

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Sure, it was the 25th anniversary of the greatest feat in football historybut since the game was at Stanford the douchebag announcers discounted the entire event suggesting that there were "forward laterals. Well you work for Versus network. Free full length lesbian sex, go fuck yourself. I'm sorry for anyone who watched the game on television.

First belanie, because both teams legitimately played awful Alex Mack still owns though.

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Second, because Versus is a terrible network you'll notice how there wasn't a first down line on what field half the time, let alone the down and yardage information. Third, because Nate Longshore was QBing. This picture is indicative of what Cal endures. Some interesting stats for the game all Cal related, because i don't care about Stanford's and I'm not going the look up the specifics: